Local Wings N’ Things puts kids into incomprehensible food comas

Local Wings N' Things puts kids into incomprehensible food comas

Jack Beetham, editor-in-chief

Located off of the Jefferson exit on the 78 east, Wings N’ Things resides peacefully in a suburban mall. This hidden gem is the home to many hot wing connoisseurs.

The inside is filled with sport related equipment and lcd TV screens which play ESPN until you’re fully caught up with the successes of the MLB, NBA, and NFL. The environment is perfect for a 16 to 18 year old boy and the food only compliments the ambiance.

Wings are served with either mild, medium, hot, very hot or atomic hot sauce. If you are looking for a challenge of the pallet the menu surely delivers. Although the menu can burn your taste buds off, it’s not supposed to. The Combo meal of five piece boneless wings with extra breadsticks will render your body useless and fill you to the brim as you sit back in your chair.

The “food coma” is redefined at Wings N’ Things. The combination of hot wings with salty breadsticks and juicy veggies completes the healthy food triangle and supplies the buyer with the nutrients needed for a quick school lunch visit.

There are many ways to go about eating your wings. You can sporadically dunk your meat into ranch and other specialty dips, or eat them by themselves and follow with a breadstick or two. However, the ideal or prime way to eat your wings at Wings N’ Things is the breadstick sandwich combo. By cutting your breadstick to simulate a sandwich bun you can then place your wings into the breadstick to make a sandwich.

This combination of intelligence and beauty fulfills all food and nutritional desires. The amazing wing sandwich can then be dunked into various dips which further add to the ecstasy of devouring such a gift from God.

The location is ideal with various other stores close by such as Gamestop, Toys R Us and Subway. The servers are extremely friendly and will make sure your visit is worth your while. Go out today and eat at Wings N’ Things. You will not regret it.

Unless you’re allergic to chicken. Then Don’t go.