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Jacob Rozansky

Jacob Rozansky, Staff Writer

Jacob is BOLD. Jacob is GOLDHere at Lancer Link, we have a rule: no Silly String. This was not a rule prior to Jacob's entry at Lancer Link. Jacob is a game changer but he doesn't play the game. There are no known pictures of Jacob. They say his countenance is a mystery to even his own shadow. In fact, some even say his stature is that of a kelp forest; towering, floppy, and surrounded by an assortment of fish. Kisses!


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